+despicable-moon-thief

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Well you should!”

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And not like I’ve heard of you before! You look like nobody!”

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                                              "Well, Buddy —
            Dhen i wonder in vhich pit yu have been livin’ dhe last four years —
                   I am dhe greatest criminal Mastermind of dhe century!
                               Dhe man who stole dhe very moon!

           And uh…vhat glorious crime have yu committed dat wuld be memorable?”

"What are you staring at?"

itscrimetime:

despicable-moon-thief:

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                                             Gru blinked out of the sudden.
                        He hadn’t realized he was indeed staring at the boy that long.

                          Uh, well —- tss, yur costume jus’ is an eye-catcher.
                                               And who are yu supposed to be?
                                  Dhe Mini version of Green Lantern or vhat?”

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Damian scowled as the man spoke. Crossing his arms in front of his chest, he glared up at him.

"No, I am not. I’m not the ‘mini version’ of anyone. I’m Robin, you moron.”

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                                “Robin, huh? Yeah, sure, yu’re..
                  Yu’re dat guy in tights dat helps Batman all along,
                  ——-Sure! Well, kiddo, i can’t dhen remember his
                              Sidekick was dat short, yu know?”

        He grinned down at him, stretching his posture to demonstrate how 
                                 tiny the kid was compared to him.

"I don't know a single person here." {hey!}

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                                                W-well, eeeh…”
                       Gru rubbed his hands together, awkwardly. 
        "I-i guess it’ll be quite a challenge anyway to introduce yu to each of my…
                                                 uhm…c o u s i n s.
                                 I have a lot of cousins, eh-ehehe.
                          A-anyway, how did yu get inside my labora—-
                                                M-my Basement?”
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"Your basement? Man, I guess I am lost. Never been around suburbia before- least, not like this. I coulda sworn this was a cookin’ school. Expected to see somebody familiar.

Least I know why nobody looks familiar.”

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                          ”Uhm—-no, dis is not a ….nope.” he shook his head.
               "No cookin’ school. Unless yu wanna cook any acids or make
                                        Jelly dat tastes like old socks.”
             He actually wanted to get rid of her, as quickly as possible. 
                If she’d tell anybody about his secret lair, he’d be in deep trouble.

             "W-well, anyway…" he bit his lower lip. "I-I shall lead yu back upstairs…"

{Apologies, but could you please tell me where I can find the html coding for the little symbols you use in your replies?
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[Outofvillainy:] Hi there! Oh you mean these here:?
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Well, I got all the symbols from this website here. It’s like a great masterlist of tumblr symbols and I think it is a pretty little add-on for the replies :3
You just copy them and put them in your replies, no html codes are needed!
Hope this helped you!

"What are you staring at?"
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                                            "I—eh-uhm….”
                       Gru blinked at her, blushing a bit. Not cool.
        Staring back for some moments, he quirked and eyebrow above his eye.
                    “Sorry, Ma’am, but I think I am slightly lost, uh—-
                                       vhere am I here?
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"Just kill me now!"
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                                                Gru hesitated.
                                 He had the chance to end her life.
           Looking down at her and back to his hand, raising itself like
                                     he lost power over his will.
            The blade sparkled from the fresh blood, dripping down on her face.

                                                      He gulped.
                                              “—-I—-“ he muttered.
                                       His eyes were fixed on her.
                                                   ”—-I—-I can’t…”

          The knife slipped from his grip and he backed away, staring at her.
                    What was wrong with him? He could easily kill her, but…
                                                        He didn’t.

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"That's an awesome outfit."
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                                                   "Are yu  s e r i o u s…?”

"You just stepped on my toe!"
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                              Gru looked down, slightly raining his boot.
                            Well, yu du have tiny feet, yu know dat?
                                       No wonder I missed dhem!
                  How about yu watch out next time vhere yu’re goin’?”

"What are you staring at?"
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                                             Gru blinked out of the sudden.
                        He hadn’t realized he was indeed staring at the boy that long.

                          Uh, well —- tss, yur costume jus’ is an eye-catcher.
                                               And who are yu supposed to be?
                                  Dhe Mini version of Green Lantern or vhat?”

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"I don't know a single person here." {hey!}
Send me a simple starter:

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                                                W-well, eeeh…”
                       Gru rubbed his hands together, awkwardly. 
        "I-i guess it’ll be quite a challenge anyway to introduce yu to each of my…
                                                 uhm…c o u s i n s.
                                 I have a lot of cousins, eh-ehehe.
                          A-anyway, how did yu get inside my labora—-
                                                M-my Basement?”
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